Men are lucky.
They can grow mustaches. I think that's amazing because its like having a little pet for your face.
I honestly don't care who you are or what your opinion on facial hair is. Everybody knows a great mustache when they see one. it's undeniable.
Don't fight it. It's natural.
When facial hair is worn correctly... it is a great thing. For everybody. It's just all around awesome when a person can truly pull off their facial hair.
As with any trend or style, many different types of people attempt to test the trend out. Facial hair is one of the few styles that has no grey area.
Either you pull it off and look amazing... or you look like some freak trying to seduce girls via webchat.
There is a very fine line.
This past week my parents attended a concert in Lincoln. Yes, without me. The only thing keeping me from this specific adventure was an age limit that is nonexistent in Sicily. (I'm just saying...)
One of the bands at this concert is called 'Leopold and His Fiction'. The following picture is the lead singer of this band Daniel James.
This is the prime example of facial hair.
I am fairly certain that Daniel and I have to chill together.
It's a friendship that needs to happen eventually.
Preferably sooner rather than later.
Perhaps that will be a later adventure for you to read about at a later time. Yes, that "perhaps" is a hopeful one.
His ability to grow hair on his upper lip isn't his only talent either! This guy can sing. I highly recommend that you, your brother, and your insane great-aunt check these guys out. I'll just say you're welcome now, because you will thank me later. No biggie.
YOU. ARE. WELCOME.
...Scroll back up and look at the 'stache again.