Seriously! How many people can say this?!

Alright. I want everybody to answer the following question honestly.

How many of you can say that you've ridden a banana through the Mediterranean Sea? 

Lets have a show of hands. 

None?! 

I know you're probably asking yourself why I'm asking this question.

...lets just say that MY HAND IS RAISED. 

Seriously. It's true. 

I rode a banana similar to this one yesterday. 

The fact that I can say that I rode a banana is a great story by its self. The fact that I was in the Mediterranean Sea is a great story by itself. 

But when you put them together.... 

IT'S AN ADVENTURE!!!